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Termotanque De Leche can be best described as a mixture of purple drank overdose and 6 hard loads of amen breaks. The man behind this project is a Hispanic guy known for living in a low income housing enviroment NOT by the government name of section 8, and is also known for drinking too much estrogen. This man, which goes by the name of "Benjamin", has been found countless times doing illegal transactions with Cartels and such, even having an exclusive appearance in the Funkytown Gore video.

Click here for a somewhat serious bio.

Questions & answers:

  1. What is your name: Termoleche.
  2. What is your favorite animal: The fox.
  3. What is your biggest dream: Completing my Lego Pokemon collection.
  4. What is the best emotion for you: The emotion of eating cereal with asbestos.
  5. What do you do when you're bored: Whatever I feel like doing, be it playing some games, talking to someone on Discord, making some tracks in FL Studio or editing some shit in Vegas Pro.
  6. What do you do when you have fun: Go to some 4chan board and forget how happy I was.
  7. What inspires you the most when you make music: First I listen to Goreshit's fart sounds, and from there I get revelations exclusive to me that I use as the basis for the shit I make in FL.
  8. What do you like to see the most when you are on the internet: Flash animations, and if it's not that, it's video essays about how FNAF caused 9/11 while I play Zuma Deluxe.
  9. What would you choose, saving a million baby kittens or having endless CDs and vinyls of all the albums you like: The answer is pretty obvious... I'd use the CDs and vinyls to save the kittens :)
  10. What would you do if you were trapped in North Korea: I'd kill myself.
  11. What would you say to your past self from 4.5 years ago: "Stop watching Astolfo compilations and start studying ffs"
  12. What would you say to your future self 20 minutes from now: "Remember to program your website better"
  13. If you had to eat only one meal for all eternity, which one would you choose: Penne Rigate.
  14. If you grew a lot as an artist and became mainstream, what would you do or how would you feel about it: I don't want that, it scares me too much... :(
  15. If you had 1 million dollars, what would you use it for?: 250000 milkshakes.
  16. If the world ended and humans had to move to another planet, what would you take with you: I would take my Radioshack desk and nothing else because I'm already going to destroy my back with this.

Small photo gallery (click them to see them closely):


(found picture of TDL as a kid)


^^^ I'm legally obligated to clarify that this does not actually hack you ^^^

For anyone asking, no, I am definitely not a furry.

Definitely.

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